You lied about it.

It is okay.

The day is the same.



It is not like the phone doesn’t buzz anymore,

It does;

I just forget it’s not you.

And the tiny fraction of happiness,

Becomes too heavy.


It is not like I don’t have other things to think about,

I do;

You are too stubborn to leave my mind,

My eyes stare in an empty space,

Too scared to hope.


It is not like people aren’t a distraction,

They are;

But the air doesn’t fix the numbness and

Breathing is difficult.


You weren’t a dream right?

No your letters make you real,

And the mid finished crossword.

You forgot to clean the shelf again.

And your sweater, Yes well it helps me cry.

It’s not like the first time they absorbed my tears.


These photographs keep reminding me of

The memories that do not need a reminder.

And the mention of your name,

It brings me right to the ground and shatters every bit of strength I poured into standing up.


A scream of pain,

Followed by a hollow chest,

Sleepless nights,

and You know what,

It’s okay.




Just a part of me died that day with you,

And the remaining is stuck in the moment I saw you.

For the last time,

In a loop,





The Key to Move Forward


I saw the green dot appear next to his face. I remember there was a time when I use to eagerly wait for that to happen.
I remember when I used to get mad and wait for him to come online just so that I could ignore him. It wasn’t easy. Hesitant at first, I use to press send.

Today, I feel hesitant again. But I don’t know why. The game of ‘whose ego is bigger’ and ‘who is more clingy’ has already ended. There are no more expectations. There are no more vulnerabilities.
There is only silence. He is no longer waiting. A lot has happened in a year. I guess I can update him. I suppose I can get updated too.
I started typing.

‘Hey. How are you? Long time. What happened to goldy? Did you feed him on time or did he die? Did you finally get rid of your torn grey hoodie which you wore almost everyday? Did you learn how to swallow a pill? Did you give modern family a chance? Did you replace our photo from that ugly frame? Have you already filled my shelf with your stupid things? Did you…Did you care? Do you remember me? Does hearing my Name make you angry?Or does it make you smile and get nostalgic? Does it..’

Does it matter? It doesn’t . Nothing matters now. I have lost him. My fingers lifted from the keyboard. I actually don’t have anything to say it to him. Nothing I can put in words atleast.
One year ago, he was the love of my life with whom I had to face every obstacle. Today he is just a stranger. A parallel universe, I suppose.

Only one key beared the pressure of my emotions;



You know me

I am
A red convertible
A PHD Degree
Waist 26
An autobiography

I am or I hope to be

I am
The corner office
A world trip
Salad for dinner
A baby’s crib

I am or I hope to be

I am
A finished book
A different path
A poet’s rhyme
A winner’s laugh

I am or I hope to be

I am a word,
you often use.
I am your,
permanent excuse.
I am a strategy,
you hope to try.
I am, In the end,
Your biggest lie.

I am or I hope to be
One day

Yours truly,



बस अभी हमने यूँहीं सोचा


बस अभी हमने यूँहीं सोचा
की हमें भी कभी प्यार होगा
शायरीयां हम भी किसी के लिए लिखेंगे
बातों में ही रात से दिन करेंगे
बस यूहीं ये, ख्याल आया है

बस अभी हमने यूहीं सोचा
किसी दोस्त के दोस्त से जान-पहचान होगा
रास्ते पर एक दिन हम यूँहीं मिलेंगे
फिर दोबारा मिलने की दुआ करेंगे
बस यूँहीं ये, ख्याल आया है

बस अभी हमने यूँहीं सोचा
की ना जाने अब इंतज़ार कैसे होगा
दिल को हम अब कैसे समझाएंगे
मिलने वाले ना जाने कितनी देर लगाएंगे
बस यूँहीं ये, ख्याल आया है


5 Types Of People that should be avoided on Delhi Roads

You should drive in Delhi if you ever want to:

  • test your patience
  •  not reach places in time
  •  lose hope in humanity

In fact, one should receive an award for driving on the roads of Delhi. Since we have this thing called brain and an actual driving license, we have the responsibility to not lose temper and take the high road.

Here are 5 types of people one should avoid in order to stay calm and sane:
1) The Blower
(No, it’s not what you think.)

Purpose in life: Blow horn. Create noise Pollution. Make others deaf.


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The vehicle’s horn is music to their ears. I mean even if the light is red, they are lost in this divine sound of ‘peep peep’. They sometimes try to mix it up with different beats and pauses. Their one hand is dedicated to the horn. They tape it so that no second gets wasted. PEEP PEEPS all the way! (Literally all the way.)


2) The She-Haters
Purpose in life: To prove that girls can’t drive.

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A girl driving a car? Next thing we know people want us to believe that every girl’s favourite colour isn’t pink. Impossible!
A woman driving a car in Delhi has an added responsibility, that is, of being a woman. If she makes a minor mistake which honestly anyone can make, she will be hearing things like ‘Lady Driver. Huh! Expected .’
No wonder people assumed that Lindsay Lohan is a guy in Herbie fully loaded. WHY THE ASSUMPTION PEOPLE. I mean can’t it be that it has nothing to do with the person’s gender and everything to do with a car’s magical powers. CARCIST!

(Carcist  /ˈcarCɪst/ noun a person who shows or feels discrimination or prejudice against cars on the basis of their magical powers.)
But honestly She-Haters are the worst. They are The Judge. (Didn’t get the reference? Read 5 types of ASSHOLES .)

Ignore She-Haters and enjoy ‘a happily ever after’ drive.
3) Brake-less
Purpose in life: Never stop.

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Then there are these people who paid less for their car because they didn’t install brake. They decided that stopping makes no sense. “The tortoise didn’t stop did it” said a proud brake-less . When asked ‘who are you racing against’, the brake-less fled. No surprises there.
Either this or they get color blinded only when the light is red. “Wait red and yellow doesn’t equal to green? They all have different purposes? NOOOO.”

If you tell them this, they will realize, their whole life has been a lie.


4) The Suicide Squad
Purpose in life: To die on the road.
These are those pedestrians that measure the width of the road and then walk right in the middle. They like to walk on the beat of the horn. I wonder how they will feel about the idea of using ears. Nah too much work.


They also like to cross the road just when the car is too close. They like to live on the edge like that.
Safety isn’t cool. Pedestrian crossing isn’t cool. You know what is cool? Death!

5) The Over takers
Purpose in the life: To save one second of their life.
Get up late. Dress up late. In the end, Overtake!’ That is their official anthem according to Wikipedia.
These people want to overtake everyone and everywhere. They want to overtake on ‘one way ‘ roads that only have space for one vehicle at a time. They want to overtake even though they have to stop in the next two minutes. That joy of overtaking satisfies their inferiority complex.
And they have a rule: Rule 113# always overtake from left. Even if there is ample of space in the right. Even if you have to drive your four wheeled vehicle on just two wheels. Left. Always.

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Maybe left is their lucky direction or maybe they do not know how to turn right.
Whatever the case, for them, left is always right.


My advice? Ignore them. Avoid them. Imagine you are the last responsible driver left on this planet.

Stay calm and Stay safe.
Hope that helps!




5 types of ASSHOLES

I know what Captain America would say. “Language.” Sorry Cap, but some people just really are assholes. And here I present to you The asshole collection:


Now this person thinks that it is their duty to judge everyone. They think it is their life’s goal to make certain stereotypical assumptions about everyone. Basically The Mean Girls from The Mean Girls. (But from various gender, sex , race ,caste ,etc)

“He likes reading. He is boring.” “They can’t be this close. They are faking it.” “She hasn’t watched xyz film. She is such a loser.”

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WARNING: If a person talks likes this, you should know that an asshole has been spotted. You are suggested to run from the crime scene. Don’t waste time. Save yourselves first.


“I shouted on a random person. It is not my fault, the maid offered me my tea today and only smiled once. I mean I was bound to get angry.”

“She was dressed in a hideous way.She was basically asking me to bully her in front of everybody.”

“I had to kill him. I mean hello? Too much population.”

the blamer

These people tend to transfer their emotions and problems on to others. Since they are suffering, they want others to suffer too. If you spot a person like this, run, in fact fly. That way you will also get admission in Sky High. So win-win.


‘1 % sugar.1% Spice.And 98% Chemical X which will make them the most irritating humans on Earth.And now for Martians….’

This is the recipe that God used to make these kind of people. They are invaders of ones personal space. You know the saying ‘Mind your own business’. Yeah, they don’t get it.

the invaders

In fact their life is basically revolving around what is happening in other people’s life. Not only they want to know what you eat, they also want to know how many times you chew. So as to say, they don’t have a life. Why god why? Did life got out of stock? Or are you waiting for life to go on sale? Or since Chemical X was not returnable you just used it anyway! Wait, is God Monisha Sarabhai?


They are those people who apologise for their mistakes but then repeat them anyway. Someone needs to inform them that ‘I am sorry’ is not ‘Over and Out’.You know, a phrase used to end a conversation. It actually means that I realise my mistake and won’t repeat it in the future.

the repeater

Yeah maybe that is it. They don’t know what sorry means.

“I forgot your birthday again, I am sorry”

“I missed the deadline again, I am sorry”

“I am running late again just like all the other days of my life, I am sorry”

They must be confusing ‘I am sorry’ with ‘full stop.’ Almost Same spelling. Pretty honest mistake.



Now I am not talking about those people who push people for their own good. I am talking about those people who push people inside a shark’s mouth. They don’t even care if the shark is on a diet or whatever.

the pusher

I have got news for these people, getting people into trouble is not funny. Playing on people’s fears is not funny.Watching Kenny’s stand up.Yes that is funny.Because he is a funny guy.


But on a serious note , do not let assholes bully you around. Kick them out of your life like Amitabh Bachchan kicks out Shah Rukh Khan in Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. But unlike the film, don’t let them come back.

Keh diya na bus keh diya. That:


Hope this helps!