You know me

I am
A red convertible
A PHD Degree
Waist 26
An autobiography

I am or I hope to be

I am
The corner office
A world trip
Salad for dinner
A baby’s crib

I am or I hope to be

I am
A finished book
A different path
A poet’s rhyme
A winner’s laugh

I am or I hope to be

I am a word,
you often use.
I am your,
permanent excuse.
I am a strategy,
you hope to try.
I am, In the end,
Your biggest lie.

I am or I hope to be
One day

Yours truly,
Someday

 

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बस अभी हमने यूँहीं सोचा

 

बस अभी हमने यूँहीं सोचा
की हमें भी कभी प्यार होगा
शायरीयां हम भी किसी के लिए लिखेंगे
बातों में ही रात से दिन करेंगे
बस यूहीं ये, ख्याल आया है

बस अभी हमने यूहीं सोचा
किसी दोस्त के दोस्त से जान-पहचान होगा
रास्ते पर एक दिन हम यूँहीं मिलेंगे
फिर दोबारा मिलने की दुआ करेंगे
बस यूँहीं ये, ख्याल आया है

बस अभी हमने यूँहीं सोचा
की ना जाने अब इंतज़ार कैसे होगा
दिल को हम अब कैसे समझाएंगे
मिलने वाले ना जाने कितनी देर लगाएंगे
बस यूँहीं ये, ख्याल आया है

 

A message to my Boyfriend.

A must read.

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Right now we are in the same city few miles away and even though we can’t meet today as you have to pack everything up and leave early morning,the thought is still pleasing. Few hours later I will be still here and you’ll be flying over another continent. And a day later you’ll be entering your entirely new life while I shall continue going to my college, handling my attendance and academics along with missing you.

One thing I can say for sure is that no matter how distressful this distance seems to me, it will be equally adventurous. We often turn apprehensive to changes and there is no way I am going to be apprehensive about this one. I believe in us and more than that, I am extremely excited about your new life in New York. I have never been to America and just heard stories that how…

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5 Types Of People that should be avoided on Delhi Roads

You should drive in Delhi if you ever want to:

  • test your patience
  •  not reach places in time
  •  lose hope in humanity

In fact, one should receive an award for driving on the roads of Delhi. Since we have this thing called brain and an actual driving license, we have the responsibility to not lose temper and take the high road.

Here are 5 types of people one should avoid in order to stay calm and sane:
1) The Blower
(No, it’s not what you think.)

Purpose in life: Blow horn. Create noise Pollution. Make others deaf.

 

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The vehicle’s horn is music to their ears. I mean even if the light is red, they are lost in this divine sound of ‘peep peep’. They sometimes try to mix it up with different beats and pauses. Their one hand is dedicated to the horn. They tape it so that no second gets wasted. PEEP PEEPS all the way! (Literally all the way.)

 

2) The She-Haters
Purpose in life: To prove that girls can’t drive.

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A girl driving a car? Next thing we know people want us to believe that every girl’s favourite colour isn’t pink. Impossible!
A woman driving a car in Delhi has an added responsibility, that is, of being a woman. If she makes a minor mistake which honestly anyone can make, she will be hearing things like ‘Lady Driver. Huh! Expected .’
No wonder people assumed that Lindsay Lohan is a guy in Herbie fully loaded. WHY THE ASSUMPTION PEOPLE. I mean can’t it be that it has nothing to do with the person’s gender and everything to do with a car’s magical powers. CARCIST!

(Carcist  /ˈcarCɪst/ noun a person who shows or feels discrimination or prejudice against cars on the basis of their magical powers.)
But honestly She-Haters are the worst. They are The Judge. (Didn’t get the reference? Read 5 types of ASSHOLES .)

Ignore She-Haters and enjoy ‘a happily ever after’ drive.
3) Brake-less
Purpose in life: Never stop.

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Then there are these people who paid less for their car because they didn’t install brake. They decided that stopping makes no sense. “The tortoise didn’t stop did it” said a proud brake-less . When asked ‘who are you racing against’, the brake-less fled. No surprises there.
Either this or they get color blinded only when the light is red. “Wait red and yellow doesn’t equal to green? They all have different purposes? NOOOO.”

If you tell them this, they will realize, their whole life has been a lie.

 

4) The Suicide Squad
Purpose in life: To die on the road.
These are those pedestrians that measure the width of the road and then walk right in the middle. They like to walk on the beat of the horn. I wonder how they will feel about the idea of using ears. Nah too much work.

 

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They also like to cross the road just when the car is too close. They like to live on the edge like that.
Safety isn’t cool. Pedestrian crossing isn’t cool. You know what is cool? Death!

5) The Over takers
Purpose in the life: To save one second of their life.
Get up late. Dress up late. In the end, Overtake!’ That is their official anthem according to Wikipedia.
These people want to overtake everyone and everywhere. They want to overtake on ‘one way ‘ roads that only have space for one vehicle at a time. They want to overtake even though they have to stop in the next two minutes. That joy of overtaking satisfies their inferiority complex.
And they have a rule: Rule 113# always overtake from left. Even if there is ample of space in the right. Even if you have to drive your four wheeled vehicle on just two wheels. Left. Always.

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Maybe left is their lucky direction or maybe they do not know how to turn right.
Whatever the case, for them, left is always right.

 

My advice? Ignore them. Avoid them. Imagine you are the last responsible driver left on this planet.

Stay calm and Stay safe.
Hope that helps!

 

 

 

5 types of ASSHOLES

I know what Captain America would say. “Language.” Sorry Cap, but some people just really are assholes. And here I present to you The asshole collection:

1) THE JUDGE

Now this person thinks that it is their duty to judge everyone. They think it is their life’s goal to make certain stereotypical assumptions about everyone. Basically The Mean Girls from The Mean Girls. (But from various gender, sex , race ,caste ,etc)

“He likes reading. He is boring.” “They can’t be this close. They are faking it.” “She hasn’t watched xyz film. She is such a loser.”

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WARNING: If a person talks likes this, you should know that an asshole has been spotted. You are suggested to run from the crime scene. Don’t waste time. Save yourselves first.

2) THE BLAMER

“I shouted on a random person. It is not my fault, the maid offered me my tea today and only smiled once. I mean I was bound to get angry.”

“She was dressed in a hideous way.She was basically asking me to bully her in front of everybody.”

“I had to kill him. I mean hello? Too much population.”

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These people tend to transfer their emotions and problems on to others. Since they are suffering, they want others to suffer too. If you spot a person like this, run, in fact fly. That way you will also get admission in Sky High. So win-win.

3)THE INVADER

‘1 % sugar.1% Spice.And 98% Chemical X which will make them the most irritating humans on Earth.And now for Martians….’

This is the recipe that God used to make these kind of people. They are invaders of ones personal space. You know the saying ‘Mind your own business’. Yeah, they don’t get it.

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In fact their life is basically revolving around what is happening in other people’s life. Not only they want to know what you eat, they also want to know how many times you chew. So as to say, they don’t have a life. Why god why? Did life got out of stock? Or are you waiting for life to go on sale? Or since Chemical X was not returnable you just used it anyway! Wait, is God Monisha Sarabhai?

4) THE REPEATER

They are those people who apologise for their mistakes but then repeat them anyway. Someone needs to inform them that ‘I am sorry’ is not ‘Over and Out’.You know, a phrase used to end a conversation. It actually means that I realise my mistake and won’t repeat it in the future.

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Yeah maybe that is it. They don’t know what sorry means.

“I forgot your birthday again, I am sorry”

“I missed the deadline again, I am sorry”

“I am running late again just like all the other days of my life, I am sorry”

They must be confusing ‘I am sorry’ with ‘full stop.’ Almost Same spelling. Pretty honest mistake.

 

5) THE PUSHER

Now I am not talking about those people who push people for their own good. I am talking about those people who push people inside a shark’s mouth. They don’t even care if the shark is on a diet or whatever.

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I have got news for these people, getting people into trouble is not funny. Playing on people’s fears is not funny.Watching Kenny’s stand up.Yes that is funny.Because he is a funny guy.

 

But on a serious note , do not let assholes bully you around. Kick them out of your life like Amitabh Bachchan kicks out Shah Rukh Khan in Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. But unlike the film, don’t let them come back.

Keh diya na bus keh diya. That:

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Hope this helps!

 

5 animated characters that taught us life hacks.

I like people who like animated movies. Most animated movies have innovative story line and really memorable characters. Here are five amazing animated characters that taught us certain valuable lessons about life:

 

1)Olaf

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Olaf taught us so many things. Ironic how snow can be so warm. Olaf is the perfect example of how a friend should be. Telling Anna to run when he thinks Kristoff is crazy, giving honest love advice and trying to stop the ice troll ten times his size.

While there are speculations that Olaf is always high on ice pot, I just like to believe that he is a very positive snow man.

2)Tinkerbell

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In the first movie Tinkerbell isn’t thrilled to be the fairy of pots- and-pans (Talent of making and fixing things). But when she embraces her talent, she is able to save Spring. And who doesn’t love spring?

Also she taught us that if life gives you leaves, turn them into fabulous dresses.

3)Sid

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Even though he gets left behind by his family, he makes his own herd. Quoting from The Spy Next Door,”Family isn’t whose blood you carry, it is who you love and who loves you.”

“He is the gooey, sticky… stuff that holds us together” said Diego in Ice Age:The Meltdown. I remember Ross said the same thing to Monica in Friends, in a less gross way.

 

4)Crush

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Crush,  the tortoise from Finding Nemo. He taught us the importance of letting your kids go. Only when kids face a challenge on their own, will they be able to learn from it.

Crush is Parenting goals. (Here is a sentence I never thought I would use.)

5)Gothel

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This Guy from Snuggly Duckling in the movie Tangled taught us that looks can be deceiving. And that having a hobby or dream can really put people’s time into better use!

So if there is more employment, people’s empty mind won’t become a devil’s snare.

Deep right? And you thought Tangled is all about selling shampoos.

 

The Unsaid Truth

A feeling that none should feel.

IMG_0243.JPGEveryday I make a promise to myself,

Every night I break it.

Everyday I dress up and smile,

Every night I remove my mask.

Everyday I pretend to like things I dont,

Every night I enjoy just being on my own.

Everyday I make a choice,

Every night I regret it.

 One day I woke up and told myself,

To say no to the things I dont like and want.

To stand up for myself because others won’t.

To fully utilise my limited time and be free from fear.

To  have hope and remind myself that I have a purpose here.

To appreciate people that are around.

To follow my heart, my soul ,my sound.

Everyday I remind myself these things;

And

 Everynight..