You know me

I am
A red convertible
A PHD Degree
Waist 26
An autobiography

I am or I hope to be

I am
The corner office
A world trip
Salad for dinner
A baby’s crib

I am or I hope to be

I am
A finished book
A different path
A poet’s rhyme
A winner’s laugh

I am or I hope to be

I am a word,
you often use.
I am your,
permanent excuse.
I am a strategy,
you hope to try.
I am, In the end,
Your biggest lie.

I am or I hope to be
One day

Yours truly,
Someday

 

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बस अभी हमने यूँहीं सोचा

 

बस अभी हमने यूँहीं सोचा
की हमें भी कभी प्यार होगा
शायरीयां हम भी किसी के लिए लिखेंगे
बातों में ही रात से दिन करेंगे
बस यूहीं ये, ख्याल आया है

बस अभी हमने यूहीं सोचा
किसी दोस्त के दोस्त से जान-पहचान होगा
रास्ते पर एक दिन हम यूँहीं मिलेंगे
फिर दोबारा मिलने की दुआ करेंगे
बस यूँहीं ये, ख्याल आया है

बस अभी हमने यूँहीं सोचा
की ना जाने अब इंतज़ार कैसे होगा
दिल को हम अब कैसे समझाएंगे
मिलने वाले ना जाने कितनी देर लगाएंगे
बस यूँहीं ये, ख्याल आया है

 

A message to my Boyfriend.

A must read.

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Right now we are in the same city few miles away and even though we can’t meet today as you have to pack everything up and leave early morning,the thought is still pleasing. Few hours later I will be still here and you’ll be flying over another continent. And a day later you’ll be entering your entirely new life while I shall continue going to my college, handling my attendance and academics along with missing you.

One thing I can say for sure is that no matter how distressful this distance seems to me, it will be equally adventurous. We often turn apprehensive to changes and there is no way I am going to be apprehensive about this one. I believe in us and more than that, I am extremely excited about your new life in New York. I have never been to America and just heard stories that how…

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5 Types Of People that should be avoided on Delhi Roads

You should drive in Delhi if you ever want to:

  • test your patience
  •  not reach places in time
  •  lose hope in humanity

In fact, one should receive an award for driving on the roads of Delhi. Since we have this thing called brain and an actual driving license, we have the responsibility to not lose temper and take the high road.

Here are 5 types of people one should avoid in order to stay calm and sane:
1) The Blower
(No, it’s not what you think.)

Purpose in life: Blow horn. Create noise Pollution. Make others deaf.

 

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The vehicle’s horn is music to their ears. I mean even if the light is red, they are lost in this divine sound of ‘peep peep’. They sometimes try to mix it up with different beats and pauses. Their one hand is dedicated to the horn. They tape it so that no second gets wasted. PEEP PEEPS all the way! (Literally all the way.)

 

2) The She-Haters
Purpose in life: To prove that girls can’t drive.

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A girl driving a car? Next thing we know people want us to believe that every girl’s favourite colour isn’t pink. Impossible!
A woman driving a car in Delhi has an added responsibility, that is, of being a woman. If she makes a minor mistake which honestly anyone can make, she will be hearing things like ‘Lady Driver. Huh! Expected .’
No wonder people assumed that Lindsay Lohan is a guy in Herbie fully loaded. WHY THE ASSUMPTION PEOPLE. I mean can’t it be that it has nothing to do with the person’s gender and everything to do with a car’s magical powers. CARCIST!

(Carcist  /ˈcarCɪst/ noun a person who shows or feels discrimination or prejudice against cars on the basis of their magical powers.)
But honestly She-Haters are the worst. They are The Judge. (Didn’t get the reference? Read 5 types of ASSHOLES .)

Ignore She-Haters and enjoy ‘a happily ever after’ drive.
3) Brake-less
Purpose in life: Never stop.

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Then there are these people who paid less for their car because they didn’t install brake. They decided that stopping makes no sense. “The tortoise didn’t stop did it” said a proud brake-less . When asked ‘who are you racing against’, the brake-less fled. No surprises there.
Either this or they get color blinded only when the light is red. “Wait red and yellow doesn’t equal to green? They all have different purposes? NOOOO.”

If you tell them this, they will realize, their whole life has been a lie.

 

4) The Suicide Squad
Purpose in life: To die on the road.
These are those pedestrians that measure the width of the road and then walk right in the middle. They like to walk on the beat of the horn. I wonder how they will feel about the idea of using ears. Nah too much work.

 

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They also like to cross the road just when the car is too close. They like to live on the edge like that.
Safety isn’t cool. Pedestrian crossing isn’t cool. You know what is cool? Death!

5) The Over takers
Purpose in the life: To save one second of their life.
Get up late. Dress up late. In the end, Overtake!’ That is their official anthem according to Wikipedia.
These people want to overtake everyone and everywhere. They want to overtake on ‘one way ‘ roads that only have space for one vehicle at a time. They want to overtake even though they have to stop in the next two minutes. That joy of overtaking satisfies their inferiority complex.
And they have a rule: Rule 113# always overtake from left. Even if there is ample of space in the right. Even if you have to drive your four wheeled vehicle on just two wheels. Left. Always.

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Maybe left is their lucky direction or maybe they do not know how to turn right.
Whatever the case, for them, left is always right.

 

My advice? Ignore them. Avoid them. Imagine you are the last responsible driver left on this planet.

Stay calm and Stay safe.
Hope that helps!

 

 

 

The Unsaid Truth

A feeling that none should feel.

IMG_0243.JPGEveryday I make a promise to myself,

Every night I break it.

Everyday I dress up and smile,

Every night I remove my mask.

Everyday I pretend to like things I dont,

Every night I enjoy just being on my own.

Everyday I make a choice,

Every night I regret it.

 One day I woke up and told myself,

To say no to the things I dont like and want.

To stand up for myself because others won’t.

To fully utilise my limited time and be free from fear.

To  have hope and remind myself that I have a purpose here.

To appreciate people that are around.

To follow my heart, my soul ,my sound.

Everyday I remind myself these things;

And

 Everynight..

5 Errors that should be avoided on First Dates

You know how people say that first impression is the last impression. Well that isn’t true. Although they are really important. I mean your first date could be a ‘how I met your mother/father’ story or something that will make you avoid that person for the rest of your life. In other miracles, it could also be just a normal date. But in order to avoid the worst case scenario, here are 5 useful tips for your first tips.
1) CLOTHES
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Is being naked an option? Sadly, no. Hence you will have to choose an outfit. Wear something comfortable and not too dressy. Whatever you decide, decide it one night before. Let’s face it, that is the toughest decision one has to make and the decision consumes one whole life.

2) THE PLACE

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Choose a place which is in your territory. Avoid any restaurant which you are not familiar with. Because then you will lose home advantage. You may not know what food is on the menu, is the place pleasant or shady, do you eat from your mouth, etc
Also if you sweat like a pig, choose an air conditioned restaurant/cafe.
3) THE FOOD

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My advice would be to eat something in advance so that you do not eat like a gorilla in front of your date with your stomach growling and shaking the whole place. Avoid ordering food that is dipped in sauce like pasta because it has the risk of falling on your clothes. If you order pizza, limit the oregano and flakes as they get stuck in your front teeth.(Damn it, oregano ,why you do this!)
Side tip: Always carry chewing gums.
4) THE TALK
First dates can be really awkward as you do not know what to talk about. In most of the cases, first date is also the first time you are meeting the person. Avoid detailed discussions about exes on your first date. Talk and listen as much as you can to break the ice. Or else the silence won’t go away.

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Yes you should be yourself but try to dial down the crazy. Talk more about your interest and hobbies. Talk less about your love for random things like sugar cubes. If the date goes well, you have ample of time to show him/her your crazy side. (slowly-slowly)
5) HOME STRETCH
How you pay is totally up to you. Since it is the first date, I think it is best that you pay for yourself. If you do have a future with your date, you can decide your turns of payment accordingly.

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If you think that the awkward part is over, your are highly mistaken. When it is time to say goodbye, things get weird. You do not know whether to shake hands, hug, kiss or tap each other on the back like football players. I would say, it totally depends on your comfort level and on how the date went. Since you do not want invade the other person’s personal space, it is always better to speak than to touch. ‘This was fun. I had a good time. I don’t think you even noticed that I farted.See you soon. Goodbye!’

Hope that helped!

 

5 useful tips for When your best friend has a boyfriend.

According to some not-so-trustworthy source, when a person gets into a relationship, he/she loses two friends.Now, this might not be true, but when the person is your best friend can you really risk it?I mean you have already planned all the seven functions of her wedding.Although your prayers have always included a boyfriend for her, when she does get one, everything changes.And here are 5 useful tips  that you might be useful to maintain peace in your so called happy world.

1)ACCEPTANCE

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Accept the fact that your best friend has a boyfriend.She is no longer going to listen to sad single songs. In fact get ready to listen to all the love songs in the world all the time .And when she gets into a fight, get ready for breakup songs.

Also, She is not going to watch all the movies with you.And be ready for her phone being busy almost all the time.

But do not get angry.Accept it and be happy for her.(Or not but like fake it .)

 

2)MEETING HIM

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Obviously she would want you to meet him.And during the meet, as the best friend, it is your duty to have double personality disorder . First you will have to be ‘the detective’. Get your Castle and Sherlock mode on. Analyse him.Do make notes in your phone.

But once he has passed the ‘best friend’s boyfriend exam’ which is basically to see if he makes her happy,  it is time to embrace your second personality ,that is, being ‘The helper’.It is your duty to be on friendly terms with him.Because if everything goes well,  you are gonna plan some major surprise parties together.If not, your best friend will always have to keep her two worlds separate, as you two didn’t get along.SAD 😦

3)SUPPORT CENTER

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Earlier the problems you use to discuss  included parent problem, study problem, weight problem, period problem, liking groot more than star lord problem.(Among others).Get ready for a problem that is going to dominate most of your discussions, that is, THE BOYFRIEND PROBLEM.It will be a mixture of lack of attention, jealousy, possessiveness, decision making, wand problem.(Among others.)

Now the thing is, you will have to listen to her.As her bestie it your duty to guide your best friend. I mean who else is she going to go to?Her Parents?Did you just say yes????!!!!!Okay you were being sarcastic.Almost gave me a heart attack .*phew*

 

4)THE THIRD WHEEL PROBLEM

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Do not force yourself on your best friend and her boyfriend.Do not mingle in their plans.Give them their space.If she makes plans with her boyfriend and doesn’t want you to there, well you will just have to kind of roll with it.(Get it?Cause you are a wheel)

5)DO NOT BREAK THE BOND

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There might come a time when you would think that your best friend doesn’t need you anymore.Or you might feel lonely.If she is really your best friend, she will understand .Other times you will have to take the high road and ignore certain petty ,pitiful feelings.(petty pity petty pity hehe. Oh alliteration.You crack me every time.)

Trust me, when you will have a boyfriend she will also be there for you.If not, well, then make her read this.

 

Hope this helps!